Before reading this please find yourself a salt shaker, and take a pinch.
We are not saying that these struggles are exclusive to the Spanish language, nor that these should keep you from learning it. We at The Foreign Language Collective try to be there for you in your language learning process, and that means we also share your frustrations.
I love Spanish but learning it isn’t always a walk in the park.
Here are the ten most frustrating things about the Spanish language.
1. So many verb tenses
Seriously, why do you need them all?
2. Speaking of one – el subjuntivo.
Seriously, is there anything worse than learning something that doesn’t exist in your native language?
Or at least something that isn’t used in the same way?
And it’s not just there in the present tense – it’s there in the past, and it’s there in the future.
3. Gendered words
Another great argument for moving towards
Why do tables, socks, and refrigerators even need genders anyway?
4. Native speakers speak so fast
Like, slow down! Is there somewhere you need to be?
5. There are so many accents
And while a one on one conversation will probably be okay, chances are as soon as two native speakers from another country start speaking to each other there are going to be some words you never heard before (or not in that context)
6. The fact that words can mean something completely different in another country
And it is always something bad or dirty.
Words like paja, pajero, coger, concha, pilla, tortillera may seem very harmless in certain countries, but be careful when using them in more international speaking Spanish crowds.
Speaking of dirty things
7. You can now understand reggeaton, and it’s not as romantic as people think
8. The fact that everybody is learning it these days, so when you tell people you speak it native speakers expect you are a beginner
No me subestimen por ser gringa.
9. .. but people who don’t speak it will start saying random words like “Despacito”, “Tequila” and “Caramba”
10. But despite all of the frustrations, you keep coming back to it
Like the forbidden love shown in all the novelas, you just can’t stay away from each other.
What frustrations would you add to this list?